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This new flag the city of Chattanooga has designed is awful. Everything about is is lazy and pitiful. A blue stripe on a gross green pallet with the city seal on top of it. Congratulations - you passed Photoshop 101 class...or did you? This is pathetic - a 7 year old with a copy of "Babies First Photoshop" could have created something more graphically interesting.
Embarassing. Someone just stole a $1000 dollars from the City of Chattanooga for this work.
Here's what I'm willing to do, Chattanooga. I have created some other pieces for you to consider. Seeing that you have no eye for interesting graphic design, I present you my flag creations:
1 - A flag dedicated to THE BIG CAT, Intern Alex:
2 - A flag that says....well, FLAG. It's STILL better than the pile of colorblind bile you put on a flag....
3 - A flag dedicated to our most prized citizen, Samuel L Jackson:
4 - And since this is all about Ron Littlefields ego, I present something to HIS HOLYNESS:
5 - Our Mayors finest accomplishment in 8 years? Dropping Certs into the sewers to make the city smell minty fresh!
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