With the tragic story from Colbert, Alabama involving an 88 year old man and a vicious goat, I want to make you aware of the Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation.   You can find them online at:

http://www.goat-trauma.org

I have taken the liberty of recording some of their materials as poignant, useful and somewhat dramatic Public Service Announcements.  Listen to them here:

DANGERS OF PETTING ZOOS

http://www.netsouth.net/goat1.mp3

HOW TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM GOATS

http://www.netsouth.net/goat2.mp3

So, what do you think this is?   Add a comment.  I'll tell you tomorrow. 

While Americans were treated to "Pants on the Ground" in the search to find some real talent (which we got with Kris Allen and Adam Lambert), Canadian Idol fans were treated to a terrorist bombing suspect.  Nice!

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/wireStory?id=11496088

Found this relationship story today.   What do you think?

--A new survey out of England finds that getting married SLASHES the amount of sexual relations you have by a ridiculous 75%.

--In the survey, the average unmarried couple reported having sex four times a week.  Within three years of getting married, that number drops to once a week.

--And for married couples, 80% say that when they do have sex, it's at the same time, in the same place and with the same positions pretty much every time.

--59% of people also say that marriage has COMPLETELY RUINED the excitement of having sex.

--Just under half of people said their relationship with their husband or wife is more like FRIENDS than LOVERS.

--One-third of people say they're not as attracted to their husband and wife as they used to be . . . and 43% say their spouses have, quote, "let themselves go."

--And one final note, in case this wasn't enough of a downer already.  14% of people surveyed said they've had an affair . . . and two-thirds of those people say the sex was MIND-BLOWING compared to what they're having back at home. 

My humps, my humps...

Some cultures find cows' milk intolerable, and I'm not sure why I'm so turned off on the concept of milk from any other animal.  It's milk.  It's animal milk.  But we've been indoctrinated to drink cow milk from the time we were wee tots, so most of us don't have an aversion to ordinary cattle dairy products.

Camel?  

I've consumed my share of cow milk, and more goat milk than most (we had goats when I was a kid). 

Camel?  No... not for me. 

Here's the link:

http://www.kptv.com/health/24712533/detail.html

Here's how you do it.  There's a witch on eBay who claims, for $8.95, to offer a "spell" which can transform your body.  I'm a total believer.

http://cgi.ebay.com/BOOTY-ENHANCEMENT-Spell-Cast-Powerful-Wiccan-Witch-/220496575102#ht_6665wt_1139

Make sure to thank me later.

~ Jason